Monday, August 20, 2007

I know how it feels to be a wedding crasher!!

So my good friends invited me to their best friends wedding and obviously did mention it to the couple that they were bringing people. The wedding I went to in mill hill / edgeware - London was really something, I mean most of the fellas were practically married with their wives in tow, and you could see the wedding guests were mostly close family and friends. They were all smartly dressed, no gele and native in sight, simply professional people look. You would think all the men were grooms men as in they were all wearing the same tie, and colour shirt. The DJ started out lousy, but made up later with his old school music and whatnot. I was dancing on the dance floor like there was no tommorrow, my feet were hurting, I was tired, but I didn't or couldn't go and sit down for a little while because all the songs were my songs - as my friends brother exclaimed. It got to a point, I had to take my shoe off just so that I would continue to break dance on the dance floor. I so so enjoyed my self.
But the silly video / camera man kept videoing me. As in he was always in my face. I tried my best to shake him off, but dude kept recording me. I was so self consious. Kept thinking how the bride and groom would get their wedding video and be wondering who this "shaking her thing" woman was. For a while there I was thinking maybe I need to step off the dance floor, but I was like the DJ is playing my tunes, and I wasn't about to let what he was doing intimidate me off. lol.
Anyways, the following day when the bride called my friend she had to tell her that just in case she saw this particular lady and wonders who she was on her wedding video its her friend. This really thought me a lesson, to better get your own invitation and know the people you are going to eat their rice, because you could either catch a bouquet or in my case boogy too much on the dance floor and get noticed, only for the people paying for the rice to start to wonder who you are or how they let you in. lol.
I'm still in the UK, really enjoying myself. I am now at my parents, and will be leaving for manchester in a few days.

89 comments:

Sisbee said...

First!
Wow, I can imagine you boogying and having fun. Who knows what might come out of this? You may have a stream of toasters in the next couple of weeks! Any way you now have your own official movie,from that video.... Wedding Crashers 2 (The Life of a Stranger).

Azuka said...

Which reminds me -- I've been to only one wedding in my entire life. Talk about missing out.

Admin UD said...

Have fun dear, hope the sun's out cos that shitty place is Urrrrgh

A Kel called Wonder ...... said...

Wow, i can imagine! Plus all the hot matching bags and shoes u got ehr! wow.

Zoe Believer said...

Nice to hear you are back. How are you doing?

Uzo said...

Ohhh,...Have fun///

NaijaBloke said...

Madam rock by force ..lololololol

So na so u dey crash weddings abi and wetin u dey do for UK?

Kafo said...

ha ha ha
lol. I crashed a wedding 3 weeks ago but there was no dancing and i had only a lil' bit of fun.

LOL. I still laughing. U stayed on the dance floor. Hats off girl

Unknown said...

Hmm yeah... I think as a general rule, whatever people say, if you don't have an invite from the bride, best to stay away... But hey, you had fun!

confused child said...

lmao i always crash weddings unitentionally.

yayi said...

lol. i crash weddings too but i avoid the video guy with all seriousness.

Femme said...

that was very funny.
now i have a very funny image of a woman in a blue gown breakdancing at a wedding and a camera man chasing her.

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