Monday, September 10, 2007

So Aparantly I am a WORLD expert..

This is why they want to kill me at work with exessive work, and because they want plenty more money for their research from "Micro" they want to parade me, so that I can bambozzole them into agreeing. I mean who sent them. I've been trying to hide jejely, surfing the net, appearing on Facebook 5 zillions times a day, but now that I have been exposed all this "ego" they have been paying me I must "regurgitate" it all.

Ok so I just came back from a meeting. The next coming months will indeed be interesting months in "the life of a stranger". I need God's deliverance and favour. As in these people think I'm some "okoko" woman like that, that knows it all.. God please this your favour must shine forth. Because as I see things, hmmm, only God can make my light shine infront of all this big guns. Even this Process Calculus technique, the word process is even confusing me..

Ok let me go back and see if I can just "smusheeel .. concurt.. wharever" something.

Hmmm so it has started... it has started in earnest I am afraid to say...

Father Help me, biko forgive me for not doing anything this last many months, and just coming to work for the sake of it, and appearing intelligent. It is now that they will know that I am really an empty vessel... please don't expose me just yet.. I beg..

Update

aaahh I need something to do that is not work related. Anyone fancies coming and teaching me how to have fun by myself. Better still come and have it with me. This is a public invitation. I'm beginning to pull out my hair.. scream.. I am Bored of hanging with myself for so long and just coming to work. It is always me myself and I. Then I walk home for one hr late at night by myself. Then I go to an ampty house. Sleep and start the day again. Surely there is more to life than this. I'm slowly slipping away...... I try and plan fun stuff with collegues.. but they all have their lives to lead.. so I am always back to me. I LOVE Me don't get me wrong, but I've been hanging with me now for so long now. Me is boring the living daylights out of me.

85 comments:

Naijadude said...

He who that is chosen must shine! Bask in the joy of the Lord, enjoy the favor! Dont forget to give thanks eh!

Have a blessed week

BiMbyLaDs** said...

lol.. AMEN!

Sam Oracle said...

If you're selected coz people think you're the best, don't you think they actually saw something in you.

Have no fear, you'll make it.

A Kel called Wonder ...... said...

You are the best. And have always been shinning like a star. Now ur making it out like we should believe ur less ehr....

Dont let me catch u...........

bighead said...

At least no one is asking you, "What do you do here apart from drink tea?" or telling you "I pity you, you don't know what your doing"

Admin UD said...

Now repeat after me 3x

I AM NOT AN EMPTY VESSEL!!

Good, now go there and show them what African women can do. Just suck it in and DO IT. Gluck!

Uzo said...

LOL..it is well jare..rise to the challenge

Jennifer A. said...

lollll @ ur prayer at the end...

If they call you GENIUS, u berra BELIEVE that you're a GENIUS...because people have the unusual tendency to call you things that God has called you sometimes.

You may not know this, but you are automatically fulfilling the scripture that says, "You shall be the HEAD and not the TAIL..."

Lovely!!!!! Congrats!!!

Jotees Trendz said...

lol. Funny post...but hey stay confident. You'd be amazed at how much you can do that way.

Prettylyf said...

May God's favor be with you!

Anonymous said...

my dear

You know u have in you to come out shinning so just do what u know how to do best.

Concerning the boredom, have u tried something else;

mail me; I would let u know.

Dipo Tepede
www.dipotepede.com

Kafo said...

You will be fine
you have already been granted divine favor

and he will not let his child be a laughingstokc

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